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Anna Macfarlane

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I discovered the ultimate for the summer! Keep a few @redbaronpizza boxes in the freezer for all of those last-minute, unplanned parties. We have had a crazy July with family and friends stopping by at all times of the day AND night. And you know how kids are ALWAYS hungry, especially when visiting at a friend’s house? Ha! Just last night, my teenagers had a bunch of friends over and cooked up some @redbaronpizza to keep their party going. Everyone is happy and nobody’s hungry! Boom! Summer success!

An oldie, but somehow summer just brings out the unsolicited advice in EVERrrrrrryONE! . What’s the best comeback for unsolicited advice? I think my go-to is a really exaggerated “thayyyyyyyyankssssss” as I slowly walk away, smiling. .

I mean, if we are going to add to the old faces, might as well make a joke out of it. .

Who needs an aging app when you have these two celebrating the white stuff that goes on sandwiches?! . Are you Team Miracle Whip or Team Mayonnaise? Or Team _________? 🤷🏻‍♀️ . The cute girl was from a video sent by DM from @brittneydawnbird . Keep sending me your pics and videos and tagging

Write a 10-page report real quick on why you think there’s “nothing to do.” Single spaced, 12 point font. .

This shoot may be all about the baby, that doesn’t mean it can’t also be about the big brother. . is good for everyone 📷: @beckyspencer

Plug it back in. 😂 What do you call these? Pacifiers? Plugs? Binkies? Babies? 🤔😉😂

Which reminds me that I should check my credit card statement for all the free trials I forgot about and have been charging me for three years. 😳😬😩 . because they your brain cells and you forget that you signed up for 100 free trials.

And I will give all my kids to the count of FIVE to get outta my face before I totally lose it... wahhhn... twoeowo... threeee... ah ah ah! . Via happy mum happy child on FB.

The content is a bit unsettling, but the grammar and poor punctuation is what is so disappointing. . (I wish my kids wrote in journals... do yours?)

I was thinking of all the things my mother used to say when I was little that I now say to my kids. . “Mom, are you sleeping?” “No, I’m just resting my eyes!” 🤔😂 . I also have adopted, “Maybe later” “Let me think about it” and “I don’t remember saying you could stop massaging my feet.” 🥴😉🤣 . There are so many Mom-isms I now say that are just so good. Who knew? What are your favorite “Mom” things to say? .

Something is fishy about the little one. 🤔🤣🐠 This is hilarious,

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